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UNFU*KWITHABLE Tote – Carry Your Confidence
UNFU*KWITHABLE Tote – Carry Your Confidence
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Some people walk into a room and demand respect. Others walk in and own the room. This tote is for the latter. 💅
Meet your new favorite carry-all: the UNFUCKWITHABLE tote—bold, unapologetic, and as untouchable as your peace of mind. Whether you’re strutting through life, dodging negativity, or just need a bag that matches your zero-tolerance-for-BS attitude, this is it.
Why You Need This Tote (Besides the Obvious)
🖤 Statement Piece – Because "unbothered" is a whole lifestyle.
💪 Durable as Your Attitude – Made from tough polyester with sturdy cotton denim handles.
📏 Room for Everything – 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm), perfect for essentials… and receipts from all the people you’ve proven wrong.
👜 Carries Up to 44 lbs (20 kg) – Strong enough for groceries, gym gear, and the emotional baggage of those who doubted you.
🌍 Eco-Friendly Printing – Because your impact should be felt, not wasted.
🛍 Made On Demand – No waste, no overproduction—just like how you don’t waste energy on nonsense.
Part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS—designed for those who take up space unapologetically.
Meet your new favorite carry-all: the UNFUCKWITHABLE tote—bold, unapologetic, and as untouchable as your peace of mind. Whether you’re strutting through life, dodging negativity, or just need a bag that matches your zero-tolerance-for-BS attitude, this is it.
Why You Need This Tote (Besides the Obvious)
🖤 Statement Piece – Because "unbothered" is a whole lifestyle.
💪 Durable as Your Attitude – Made from tough polyester with sturdy cotton denim handles.
📏 Room for Everything – 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm), perfect for essentials… and receipts from all the people you’ve proven wrong.
👜 Carries Up to 44 lbs (20 kg) – Strong enough for groceries, gym gear, and the emotional baggage of those who doubted you.
🌍 Eco-Friendly Printing – Because your impact should be felt, not wasted.
🛍 Made On Demand – No waste, no overproduction—just like how you don’t waste energy on nonsense.
Part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS—designed for those who take up space unapologetically.
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