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PISSTIFIED Tote Bag – A Mood You Can't Quite Explain
PISSTIFIED Tote Bag – A Mood You Can't Quite Explain
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Ever been so mad you don’t even know what to do with yourself? That’s PISSTIFIED—the perfect blend of rage and confusion, like when someone eats the last slice of pizza and you're too stunned to even argue. This tote is here to let the world know you’re simultaneously fuming and flabbergasted, all while you try to figure out what just happened.
📢 Quick Reference FAQ for the Perplexed:
1.) Yes, I’m angry.
2.) Yes, I’m also confused.
3.) No, I’m not sure how I feel about it either.
Whether you're dealing with bad drivers, questionable life choices, or just the general chaos of existence, this bag is the perfect accessory to carry your PISSTIFIED energy with style. Pop your stuff in, and carry the vibe that says, “I’m mad, I’m lost, and I’m just here for the ride.”
Why This Bag is Essential (Unlike the Situation That Made You Feel This Way):
🔥 Premium polyester fabric – Built to handle your fiery frustration and utter confusion.
🎒 Spacious 15” × 15” size – Big enough to fit your anger, your bewilderment, and your need for a snack.
💪 Durable handles – Tough enough to carry your mixed emotions and your ever-growing list of “Why me?”
🤨 Sarcasm at its finest – Because being both pissed and perplexed is a whole mood.
💡 Warning: May cause people to avoid eye contact and wonder if they’ve somehow made you PISSTIFIED. (They probably have.)
Part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS – For those who know that sometimes life leaves you with more questions than answers—and a lot of feelings in between.
📢 Quick Reference FAQ for the Perplexed:
1.) Yes, I’m angry.
2.) Yes, I’m also confused.
3.) No, I’m not sure how I feel about it either.
Whether you're dealing with bad drivers, questionable life choices, or just the general chaos of existence, this bag is the perfect accessory to carry your PISSTIFIED energy with style. Pop your stuff in, and carry the vibe that says, “I’m mad, I’m lost, and I’m just here for the ride.”
Why This Bag is Essential (Unlike the Situation That Made You Feel This Way):
🔥 Premium polyester fabric – Built to handle your fiery frustration and utter confusion.
🎒 Spacious 15” × 15” size – Big enough to fit your anger, your bewilderment, and your need for a snack.
💪 Durable handles – Tough enough to carry your mixed emotions and your ever-growing list of “Why me?”
🤨 Sarcasm at its finest – Because being both pissed and perplexed is a whole mood.
💡 Warning: May cause people to avoid eye contact and wonder if they’ve somehow made you PISSTIFIED. (They probably have.)
Part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS – For those who know that sometimes life leaves you with more questions than answers—and a lot of feelings in between.
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