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MANNERS Tote Bag – A Fine Art of Smiling Through the Struggle
MANNERS Tote Bag – A Fine Art of Smiling Through the Struggle
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Manners: the delicate dance of smiling, nodding, and figuring out whether you should politely high-five someone or just slap their face. This tote celebrates the art of social interaction, where you’re never quite sure if you're being polite or if you're just one awkward gesture away from a disaster. Either way, you've got it covered—with grace, obviously.
📢 Quick Reference FAQ for the Socially Savvy:
1.) Yes, I know exactly what I’m doing (or do I?).
2.) No, I haven’t decided if I’ll high-five you or awkwardly wave yet.
Perfect for those who find themselves in socially sticky situations but still manage to keep their cool. Toss your essentials into this tote and carry a reminder that no matter how confused you are about the proper greeting, manners are still key.
Why This Bag is Essential (Unlike That One Awkward Encounter You’ll Never Forget):
🤝 Premium polyester fabric – Strong enough to handle all the social awkwardness.
🎒 Generous 15” × 15” size – Plenty of room for your essentials and maybe some emergency escape strategies.
💪 Durable handles – Can withstand the weight of all those well-meaning but confusing interactions.
😏 A dose of sarcastic charm – Because why not smile while internally debating whether to slap someone’s hand or face?
💡 Warning: May cause people to question your social etiquette, or worse, try to high-five you.
Part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS – For those who know that politeness is all about appearing like you know what you're doing, even when you don’t.
📢 Quick Reference FAQ for the Socially Savvy:
1.) Yes, I know exactly what I’m doing (or do I?).
2.) No, I haven’t decided if I’ll high-five you or awkwardly wave yet.
Perfect for those who find themselves in socially sticky situations but still manage to keep their cool. Toss your essentials into this tote and carry a reminder that no matter how confused you are about the proper greeting, manners are still key.
Why This Bag is Essential (Unlike That One Awkward Encounter You’ll Never Forget):
🤝 Premium polyester fabric – Strong enough to handle all the social awkwardness.
🎒 Generous 15” × 15” size – Plenty of room for your essentials and maybe some emergency escape strategies.
💪 Durable handles – Can withstand the weight of all those well-meaning but confusing interactions.
😏 A dose of sarcastic charm – Because why not smile while internally debating whether to slap someone’s hand or face?
💡 Warning: May cause people to question your social etiquette, or worse, try to high-five you.
Part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS – For those who know that politeness is all about appearing like you know what you're doing, even when you don’t.
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