HEADPHONES Tote Bag – The Universal "Do Not Disturb" Sign

Some people need a flashing neon sign to tell them you're not available. You? You’ve got HEADPHONES—the internationally recognized symbol for "leave me alone." This tote spells it out for those who still don’t get the hint.

📢 Quick Reference FAQ for the Clueless:
1.) I’m good.
2.) No, thank you.

This bag is perfect for commuters, introverts, and anyone who enjoys silence more than small talk. Toss in your essentials, pop in your earbuds, and let the world wonder if you’re listening to music or just avoiding conversation (spoiler: it’s both).

Why This Bag is Essential (Unlike That Conversation You’re Ignoring)
🎧 Premium polyester fabric – Because quality matters, even if people don’t listen.
🎒 Spacious 15” × 15” size – Fits all your daily essentials, including your patience (if you have any left).
💪 Durable handles – Sturdy enough to carry your snacks, books, and social avoidance strategies.
💀 Sarcasm included at no extra charge – Because life is too short for unnecessary chit-chat.

💡 Warning: May cause people to think twice before interrupting your perfectly peaceful existence.

Part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS—for those who prefer their own soundtrack over other people’s opinions.