EXHAUSTIPATED Water Bottle – Too Tired to Give a Sip

You know the feeling—so drained that even caring feels like a full-time job. Congratulations, you’re officially EXHAUSTIPATED: too tired to give a 💩. But don’t worry, while your energy levels may be running on fumes, at least you can keep dehydration from making things worse.

This 32 oz. water bottle is your ultimate companion through sleepless nights, endless workdays, and caffeine-fueled survival. With a wide mouth for easy refills and a sturdy handle, it’s perfect for those who run on sarcasm and sheer willpower.

Why You Need This Bottle (Besides Your Body’s Basic Need for Water)
😩 32 oz. of Liquid Motivation – Because naps aren’t always an option.
🧊 Wide Mouth for Easy Filling – Ice, fruit, or whatever keeps you from collapsing.
💪 BPA-Free & Durable – Unlike your energy levels.
🎒 Handle for Easy Carrying – Because dragging yourself through life is hard enough.
🚫 Hand-Wash Only – Like your patience, it doesn’t handle heat well.

⚠️ Warning: Does not replace sleep. May, however, keep you functioning long enough to fake it.

Part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS—for the sleep-deprived and perpetually over it.

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