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EXHAUSTIPATED Tote – For When You’re Too Tired to Give a Sh*t
EXHAUSTIPATED Tote – For When You’re Too Tired to Give a Sh*t
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Running on fumes? Emotionally bankrupt? Powered solely by caffeine and spite? Congratulations, you’re officially Exhaustipated—so tired you simply can’t give a sh*t. Lucky for you, this tote can carry the burden (because you sure as hell won’t).
Made for the overworked, underpaid, and permanently drained, this bag is perfect for hauling groceries, work essentials, or just the weight of your daily existence. Featuring an all-over print design with durable cotton denim handles, it’s tough enough to handle your exhaustion—unlike your will to function.
Bag Stats (Because Reading Takes Energy, Too)
🖤 Material: 100% polyester with 100% natural cotton bull denim handles (because at least something in your life should be sturdy)
📏 Size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)—spacious enough for snacks, regrets, and existential dread
⚖ Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 L)—or approximately 2 gallons of coffee
🏋 Max weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)—stronger than your motivation
👜 Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)—because carrying your responsibilities is hard enough
✂ Hand-sewn with care (unlike your patience)
🌱 OEKO-TEX 100 certified fabric—so your bag is making better life choices than you
🛍️ Made on demand—because mass production is exhausting, and you’ve had enough of that.
This bag is part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS—for lovers of words, wit, and unapologetic sarcasm.
Made for the overworked, underpaid, and permanently drained, this bag is perfect for hauling groceries, work essentials, or just the weight of your daily existence. Featuring an all-over print design with durable cotton denim handles, it’s tough enough to handle your exhaustion—unlike your will to function.
Bag Stats (Because Reading Takes Energy, Too)
🖤 Material: 100% polyester with 100% natural cotton bull denim handles (because at least something in your life should be sturdy)
📏 Size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)—spacious enough for snacks, regrets, and existential dread
⚖ Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 L)—or approximately 2 gallons of coffee
🏋 Max weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)—stronger than your motivation
👜 Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)—because carrying your responsibilities is hard enough
✂ Hand-sewn with care (unlike your patience)
🌱 OEKO-TEX 100 certified fabric—so your bag is making better life choices than you
🛍️ Made on demand—because mass production is exhausting, and you’ve had enough of that.
This bag is part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS—for lovers of words, wit, and unapologetic sarcasm.
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