BAE Tote Bag – A Word Lost in Translation

There’s the romantic way to use BAE, and then there’s the Danish way, which means, well, poop. But let’s be real: whether it’s your "bae" or a less-than-adorable surprise, this bag embraces the confusion with a wink and a nod. So, while everyone else is getting all lovey-dovey, you’re just out here doing your thing, owning the mix-up with style.

📢 Quick Reference FAQ for the Confused:
1.) No, it’s not a term of endearment—unless you're into potty humor.
2.) Yes, it’s as hilarious as it sounds.

Perfect for those who know that sometimes a good laugh (or a good word for poop) is all you need. Pop your essentials in this tote and take BAE to places it’s never been before (like the grocery store, your next coffee run, or just anywhere you want to get a chuckle).

Why This Bag is Essential (Unlike Those Awkward Conversations):
💩 Premium polyester fabric – Strong enough to handle all the confusion.
🎒 Spacious 15” × 15” size – Big enough to carry your sense of humor and maybe a little shame (but we doubt it).
💪 Durable handles – Holds up to your sarcastic wit and your sense of irony.
🤣 Poop jokes included at no extra charge – Because, honestly, who doesn’t love a good laugh?

💡 Warning: May cause people to ask you what "BAE" means and leave them laughing or perplexed.

Part of The DICKTIONARY Collection by Calmed By CHAOS – For those who take their humor as seriously as their love for a good Danish translation.